Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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