I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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