i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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