I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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