I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Randomize
