Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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