Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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