I cannot find my penis.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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