found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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