Having a random hookup so left but love u
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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