It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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