So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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