So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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