Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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