I wish you could order shots online.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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