It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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