i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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