when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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