do herpes really smell.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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