absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
