I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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