I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
