Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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