well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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