well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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