Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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