I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Randomize
