i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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