Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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