so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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