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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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