Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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