It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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