Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
where are my eyebrows?
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