My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
