Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Randomize
