hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I just gargled with NyQuil
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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