whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
