problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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