they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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