As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Be still, my beating vagina.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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