After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Randomize
