I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
