I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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