He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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