woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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