This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
