so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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