Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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