We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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