Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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