im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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