What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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