I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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